It was confusing and full of hummus
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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