You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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