Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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