Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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