You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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