I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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