I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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