the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Panties = found
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
