You can't special order awesome
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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