let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I'm at about main and main street
the gays at disneyland are vicious
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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