dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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