i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
