She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Operation Purity has been aborted
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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