do herpes really smell.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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