i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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