Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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