i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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