I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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