how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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