is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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