I think scott just propositioned me for sex
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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