I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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