the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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