I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Moan for me like Helen Keller
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
His hands were made for my vagina.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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