I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Randomize
