Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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