Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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