she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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