At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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