I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
i may or may not be watching the land before time
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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