So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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