we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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