you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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