You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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