Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
you win again, gameday.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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