Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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