There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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