Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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