Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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