You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
