I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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