is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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