Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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