rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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