it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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