She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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