I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
So squirting runs in the family.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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