we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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