did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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