Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
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If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
last night I used snow as a chaser
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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