we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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