Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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