yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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