I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
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