Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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